Being cool is a lot easier than you might think. For instance, that cool guy at work with all of the animated GIFs on his cell phone; he is cool. A lot cooler than you. Shit, he is still rocking a fucking Razr flip phone and he is cooler than you. How is that fucking fucker doing it? Where does he find all of the cool shit? That is what this post is about. Sit back and receive your education courtesy of Erooups.com.

That Razr rocking stud is going to Erooups to feed his filthy dirty mind. Their time honored brand of smut has been captivating men around the world for years. It is about time you woke the fuck up and took note of what is going on over there.

So what is Erooups? It is like a Home Depot only they have replaced the tools with hot babes. Lots of hot babes. Babes of all kinds delivered to you daily in a variety of mediums. Right about now would be a good time to call into work and tell them you aren’t coming in tomorrow. Tell them you are going to do some carpal tunnel therapy.

Mediums, they aren’t just for showing you the future. Here on Erooups they are for showing you bouncing boobs, twerking booty, dancing girls and everything from softcore erotic nudes to sexy videos that are often 1 part funny and 3 parts whip-your-dick-out-its-time-to-beat-off sexy. It is a porn site you can show your friends without losing your cool card. In fact, it is how you get your cool card punched.

Intrigued? You should be. I am fucking intrigued by the fact that you were able to break your concentration on those giggly titties long enough to read this far into my post. I will let you get at it. Check out the naked girls on Erooups.com!